Sunday, 13 January 2019

How to Untangle, Disentangle or Unentangle Doll’s Hair









How many of you have seen abandoned, naked, unloved dolls in charity shops and school fairs lying there in heap? The reason: they have tangled, unkempt, clumped, rats’ nests for hair. It has been brushed, teased, combed, but all is useless. They are destined for the scrap heap or scouring pads for burnt on pans. Hair is really important in one’s appearance whether or not one is a doll and having messy hair will cause the owner of said hair to be unloved.
This is clear from the six abandoned and unloved naked leggy dolls of my daughter, either given by friends and family or found in charity shop. No more will this be the case. She with the rats’ nest will be loved.
Hair. The where of love.
Step 1: Strip ’em. (I know. It sounds like a Tarantino flick.)
Step 2: Mix one part fabric softener and two parts water in a large yogurt pot or small pail. Marinate the doll. Yes. Upside down.
Step 3: Two hours later. Remove from the marinade. Take a nylon bristle brush or wig brush or tangle-teaser brush. I used a baby’s fine tooth plastic comb with flexible teeth. Start teasing gently. Don’t be impatient. You need to do this undisturbed so best if the telly is on to keep the children occupied while you ‘work on it’, layer by layer, until all sadness and tangles are removed.
Step 4: Rinse until clean with cold water. Dry on the edge of a table or on your boiler or on a window. Comb and style as you would like it to dry because it will be in this shape from now. Do not use hairdryer. It is too hot and will melt the fibres. Remember, it’s fake damn hair. Nothing is real, but the love of your little girl for her doll!
Step 5: Style the hair to keep it neat. Re comb if necessary, braid or tie up. Done.

One thing to note is that the process will not work well on curly haired dolls because the curls will easily get messed up and tangled again. Also some dolls will not take to the process, for example the Chinese one with the short hair. The hair became very coarse and wiry and after treatment was a neater version but still retained coarseness and wiryness. Therefore in conclusion, the process works best on straight haired dolls of a known brand like Barbie (and in my case, the Olsen twins but I am not sure which one).
AFTER - Step 4. Wow. This is Surfers' Paradise or Malibu! I cannot believe this.
AFTER – Step 4. Wow. This is Surfers’ Paradise or Malibu! I cannot believe this. I am shouting for my daughter to come and see

Monday, 26 November 2018

How to Amp Up or Pimp Stilettos to Christian Louboutin status

After
Before

(AKA full frontal Louboutiny) 
This is a pair of Dorothy Perkins heels. Cheap shoes. 25 pounds full price and I got them for 11.25 only. But they are chosen for the shape.
Cheap shoes costing 11.25 pounds reduced from 25 pounds. Remove all stickers.

But with right shape. Use Walk-on Red.

Start painting

After first coat

Hang on back of chair to dry

If old shoes (worn)...

Sand first

Wipe with alcohol to remove dust from sanding.







After 2 coats and paint is dry...
Apply interior varnish.


Finish!

All Louboutinised.












CAVEAT: Before you amp up or pimp any shoes please stop and ask yourself if you are doing anything stupid, and “what would Christian do?”
You cannot pimp any shoes unless they already have the right proportion, shape and size. You cannot pimp platform trainers, for example, or ANY ugly shoes. If you do not know what are ugly shoes, PLEASE STOP READING NOW.
Ideal candidates are black stilettos with pointed fronts. The proportion must be posh otherwise you are just wasting your time and you might as well go and eat a donut.
Let’s start. Make sure you give about 5 minutes painting time per coat of paint per pair of shoes, not including drying time.
1/ PREPARATION. If they are new shoes, you don’t need to sand. If they are old shoes, sand the bottom with fine sandpaper. Rub down with rubbing alcohol to remove the dust from the sanding.
2/ PAINT with the red walk-on shoe paint. After one coat is fully dry, do a second coat.
3/ VARNISH. I got this from Screwfix. I think it’s 5 pounds for the tin. Just one coat of varnish will do.
4/ TOUCH-UP. Use a black sharpie and touch up where you have messed up or gone over the line.
5/ SHOW OFF. Wear them with pride! Always lift feet and display the soles whenever you can.
And wa-lah! Christian Louboutin, eat your heart out!


Now that I’m commuting everyday I can’t stop reading. I do not read real books anymore, only ebooks. Because 1/ there is no more shelf space at home and 2/ have you tried to hold a book open with one hand during London peak hour? Your face will be mashed into someone’s shoulder first. This is a felt sweets bag from Japan, gift from a friend in #Penang. It’s so striking and cute. I have no idea what is “Hokkaido Milk Land”. After the sweets were consumed, I upcycled it into a kindle case by sewing a red polyester satin lining (leftover/remnant from when I made the 1950s swing cape, remember?) made to measure, inside it. Wa-lah! Fully-lined kindle case.
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Cut up all the pieces yesterday and today made this cuddly lamb for the #ladyboss. It’s not perfect, not exactly aligned to the centreline at the back, not symmetrical but who is.
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